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ragingpaige:

omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”

(Source: poppunksuperstar, via pizza)

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catsinabluebox:

catsinabluebox:

some kids built this outside my dorm.


and here we see students worshiping their almighty god while singing the song from How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

catsinabluebox:

catsinabluebox:

some kids built this outside my dorm.

and here we see students worshiping their almighty god while singing the song from How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

(Source: red-triangle-dress, via thathilariousasian)

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dixiegent:

pantryraids:

why do dads sneeze so loud

To assert dominance over lesser sneezers

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sjanonymous:

keepcalm-andmarryron:

blooms-unwritten-life:

nowyoukno:

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That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.

are you kidding me?? that is the smartest thing i’ve ever heard like she literally fooled several adults into giving her the part that kicked off her incredibly successful career as an actress and let’s not pretend any of us were that clever when we were fourteen

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sjanonymous:

keepcalm-andmarryron:

blooms-unwritten-life:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.

are you kidding me?? that is the smartest thing i’ve ever heard like she literally fooled several adults into giving her the part that kicked off her incredibly successful career as an actress and let’s not pretend any of us were that clever when we were fourteen

When actresses are their characters

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squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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nxgini:

do u ever feel like a tampon? needed at first but then soon replaced? 

(Source: supnikita, via jackballs)

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baby-make-it-hurt:

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected


Hahahahaha

baby-make-it-hurt:

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

Hahahahaha

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cybergirlfriend:

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

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plug:

When a bug comes near you

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